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Friday, July 26, 2013

The top ten titles if my life was a teen romance novel

1. You're so Instagrammable

2. No Pants, No Bra, No Problem

3. My Life and Humiliating Times

4. I Just Said What? and Other Reasons my Mouth Should Have an Off Switch

5. Beneath the Bitch Face

6. The World is my Struggle Bus

7. You Loathe Me and I Loathe You

8. I Never Learned How to Pump Gas, and Other White Girl Concerns

9. I'd Rather be Eating Frozen Yogurt

10. No Sauce, Please- How Foreign Men Shaped My Life



This would most likely be an accurate book cover. Comment your favorite title!

2 comments:

  1. 10. No Sauce, Please- How Foreign Men Shaped My Life is my personal favorite. It has a nice ring to it and makes you wonder if its about the romantic experiences of a Russian spy looking for love in Italy but keeps being cockblocked by her love of alfredo sauce.

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